lol........A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher : What's your name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Jhony from today. Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir? Boy : Im an American now, call me Jhonny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school.. Teacher : What happend Jhonny? Boy: Mam, just 6 hours after when I became American i was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists :D :P