A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
... Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
Hilarious One Liners!
* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
* Opinion is like an asshole,everyone has one.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
* Chess players mate better.
... * Excuses are like asses: everyone has em and they all stink.
* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg does not find nuts.
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
* Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.See More
* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
* Opinion is like an asshole,everyone has one.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
* Chess players mate better.
... * Excuses are like asses: everyone has em and they all stink.
* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg does not find nuts.
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
* Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.See More
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